For The Masses:
Reblog to save a life.
listening to music alone in your room like
i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”
wrestling with your girlfriend is a cute experience that everyone should try
tfw no gf
My whole life has been leading up to this moment
"The average person shares 30000 cokes a year" is a statistical error. Coke georg lives in a cave and shares 3000 cokes a week. He is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted.
you know i posted this because i am nicknamed Georg by a certain group of people and was very confused as to why this photo was getting so many noted.
It is all so clear now
in hindsight i shouldnt have poured boxed wine and vodka into my can of 4loko last night but on the other hand this body is merely a flesh vessel for my stardust to experience other stardust
enemy of the dogspotting community
TOMORROW IS DECEMBER
I REPEAT TOMORROW IS DECEMBER
Luka, 8 weeks. <3