the description gets me everytime
first rule of fight club…dont look at my fucking boner when we fight, rule two..dont talk about my baggy camo army pants they hide the boner
i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right
i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’
The new Smash Bros. game is gonna be amazing!
Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart
thats my right boob tho
remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid
People were practically drinking hand sanitizer during that shit
"WHERE. WERE. YOU. LAST. NIGHT!?"
and then they didnt put her on the final list
your pasty ass was included on the list instead of someone who’s actually making a difference and all u got to say is “disappointing”
how is that in any way John Green’s fault he doesn’t pick the list and he doesn’t have any influence over who does pick the list I’m just as angry as anyone else but there’s no reason for that kind of comment god grow up
bella shut ur whore mouth