i went to canada with my dad once
now she want a photo
u already know tho
u only live once thats the motto badword yolo
*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game
if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
i’m not saying i would have sex with a pokemon and i’m not saying i THINK about it, but what I AM saying is that given the opportunity, marill is the obvious choice
Me for all of high school
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit
what is this, the stone age
An elegant meal for one, tonight.