cakejam:

the description gets me everytime

cakejam:

the description gets me everytime

paradiseprogram:

rubberneversleeps:

Dear Diary,

dear flyary 

paradiseprogram:

rubberneversleeps:

Dear Diary,

dear flyary 

badgoku14:

first rule of fight club…dont look at my fucking boner when we fight, rule two..dont talk about my baggy camo army pants they hide the boner

guy:

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

bestnatesmithever:

ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

i know

emkaymlp:

The new Smash Bros. game is gonna be amazing!

emkaymlp:

The new Smash Bros. game is gonna be amazing!

browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe

kirstielovesart:

thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

People were practically drinking hand sanitizer during that shit

urkahscapuj:

"WHERE. WERE. YOU. LAST. NIGHT!?"

urkahscapuj:

"WHERE. WERE. YOU. LAST. NIGHT!?"

chickenyaoi:

discriminateagainstnerds:

fishingboatproceeds:

shreksforthememories:

and then they didnt put her on the final list

Disappointing.

your pasty ass was included on the list instead of someone who’s actually making a difference and all u got to say is “disappointing”

how is that in any way John Green’s fault he doesn’t pick the list and he doesn’t have any influence over who does pick the list I’m just as angry as anyone else but there’s no reason for that kind of comment god grow up

chickenyaoi:

discriminateagainstnerds:

fishingboatproceeds:

shreksforthememories:

and then they didnt put her on the final list

Disappointing.

your pasty ass was included on the list instead of someone who’s actually making a difference and all u got to say is “disappointing”

how is that in any way John Green’s fault he doesn’t pick the list and he doesn’t have any influence over who does pick the list I’m just as angry as anyone else but there’s no reason for that kind of comment god grow up

internetgf:

bella shut ur whore mouth

internetgf:

bella shut ur whore mouth